theskepticbee:

drewtorrez88:

You’d be the most bitchin’ hero out there, are you serious? You know I never asked you what your power even was. And I can’t believed you wouldn’t talk to me just because I look like Mr. incredible. He’s boss

How do you know I’d be the most bitchin’ hero out there, if you don’t even know my power? I can freeze things—like a freeze-ray, but less official. I wouldn’t talk to you because you’d freak me out, moron. No man can have a body that unproportional and not fall over. Call me shallow, but the dude makes me uncomfortable! He’s like an older, crusty Taylor Lautner, but paler.

I may not know your power but I know you. You’re already kind of a hero. That’s awesome. I bet we could make icecream with that power. You only said that because I like Taylor Lautner. I know you secretly love him

theskepticbee:

drewtorrez88:

Thanks for the ‘pick me up.’ I know you’re gonna make an awesome hero. I wonder if you can deny you spot as a hero though because I’m still kinda freaked out. 

You look just like her. They’re our exact matches

Don’t mention it. That’s nice of you, really. I just wish I believed that. Maybe you could complain to Simpson about it, but, then again, I don’t know. If you need reassurance, I’m here. I’ll kick your ass into hero-gear if you ever need it.

Hah, as if. If you looked anything like Mr. Incredible, the least I can say is that I’d be freaked out. Probably wouldn’t talk to you for a full month.

You’d be the most bitchin’ hero out there, are you serious? You know I never asked you what your power even was. And I can’t believed you wouldn’t talk to me just because I look like Mr. incredible. He’s boss

theskepticbee:

drewtorrez88:

Maybe I can bump myself down and be your sidekick. I’m not gonna lie, I’m kinda scared. Being a hero sounds like a ton of responsibility. I don’t want to let anyone down.

Weren’t they both heros? Mr. Incredible and Elastagirl? We still have a chance, Bee.

I’m pretty…

Thanks for the ‘pick me up.’ I know you’re gonna make an awesome hero. I wonder if you can deny you spot as a hero though because I’m still kinda freaked out.
You look just like her. They’re our exact matches

theskepticbee:

If that isn’t depressing, I don’t know what is. Chin up, kid. There’ll always be other sidekicks. Maybe even cuter ones—though, my beauty will be hard to match.

Oh, don’t look at me with those eyes. Skin tight jumpsuits aren’t quite our style anyway.

Maybe I can bump myself down and be your sidekick. I’m not gonna lie, I’m kinda scared. Being a hero sounds like a ton of responsibility. I don’t want to let anyone down. 

Weren’t they both heros? Mr. Incredible and Elastagirl? We still have a chance, Bee. 

mike-dallas12:

The sidekick job is for the psychic losers. I just hope mine is hot.

Was that a stab at my brother? Or is psychic not the word for his power? I don’t remember.
Wait, we have to have sidekicks? Are we allowed to pick them? Ugh, this is already too much work. 

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allseeingadam:

Whatever.

Why are you so mad..?

mike-dallas12:

Are you really surprised Torres? We’re definitely heroes.

I guess you’re right, bro.

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theskepticbee:

Guess that makes two of us.

Aw, seriously? You’re a hero too? The only upside I thought of was that you’d be my sidekick and now that dream’s crushed.

Now we can’t be the incredibles. 

probablymarisol:

Yep! Are you excited?

I guess so… I can’t even handle breathing on my own though. I don’t think I can do this. Does this mean I get extra homework? Is this like being in the advanced class? Oh my god. 

allseeingadam:

Thank you for being so happy for me, brother.